quinta-feira, fevereiro 15, 2007

Para fãs do 24, da CTU e do Bauer



Sim senhor! Grande série! Só faltava uma lista das 10 coisas mais importantes sobre o Jack Bauer. Ah, quem achar que não gosta, que faça o sacrifício de ver o 1º episódio da 1ª série (Day 1, 12am-01am) e depois veja o resultado...
Então cá vai a lista:

1) Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

2) Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f-ing do it.

3) When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

4) Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

5) When you go to hell, it's just a room with you and Jack.

6) Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

7)Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamn bomb was.

8)Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

9)If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f-ing beef.

10) It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.

2 Comments:

At 10:45 da tarde, Blogger Outsider said...

Eu acho melhor não ver senão fico viciado como no CSI...
Um Abraço.

 
At 7:39 da tarde, Blogger Fliscorno said...

LOL muito bem apanhado.

 

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